That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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