if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
