You really coming over, don't trick.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
