I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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