Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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