We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize