first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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