first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
