I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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