idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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