I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So. Much. Porn.
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