I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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