The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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