You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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