Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
