so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Sacagawea was the original milf.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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