Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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