R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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