I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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