I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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