Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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