If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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