If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
This baby is an asshole
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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