I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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