It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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