11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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