i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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