absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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