ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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