I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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