why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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