new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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