At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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