I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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