Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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