sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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