yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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