i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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