can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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