Don't you send me to vm
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Did we literally take a cab across the street
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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