did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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