we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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