hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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