Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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