Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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