Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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