Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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