I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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