What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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