Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize