Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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