Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
