I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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