in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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