what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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