He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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