i permit you to call me
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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