Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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