Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
