When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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