im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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