Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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