Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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